ho bags

when he has to go on his trip and you ask him oh can you bring the trash to the curb before you leave thanks baby muah. but he is in such a rush to catch the plane and he’s grabbing his coat briefcase and coffee he mistakenly loads the trash in the trunk. he gets to the resort paid for by his work, that man being so appreciated by the company, and the guy with the cute cap says “can I get your bags sir” and your man tweep tweeps the sick rental to the guys surprise. luckily he brought the cart and shrugging he goes ahead and loads the ho bags dropping them by the pool bar as your man checks in.

Guy1 at pool bar: god I hate the smell of stale beer and styrofoam the day after the banana cabana limbo
Guy2: ha ha that’s just the ho bags from the guy who just checked in

ho bags by williet hughnot January 9, 2020

ho bags

a group of horney sluts,

dude, i just fucked 9 ho bags

ho bags by screwster May 14, 2005

ho-bags

Function: noun
Etymology: Fabricated on a whim by midwestern high school student.
1 : person who behaves objectionably -- derogatory and generally considered vulgar

Stop hitting me, ya' ho-bags!

ho-bags by UDPoPo July 2, 2006

hobagskankery 

Hobagskankery is the general collective term for acts of a hobagskankish nature. This term derives from the late Greek χοβαγσκανκερους, and can be used at any time to describe any

Example 1: Q: "wtf are those hobagskanks doing?"

A: "just some usual hobagskankery, I would imagine."

Example 2: "Upon learning that one of her friends was hooking up with her ex-boyfriend, she engaged in all manner of hobagskankery to disrupt their relationship."

hobagskankery by omgbffjklulzrusssss March 29, 2010