1) With sweat dripping from my brow, I smiled and turned to the left for my usual eight squares of TP, but I found the roll empty and myself in quite a hambagel.
2) Ben: "I'm sorry, but I really liked the GI Joe movie."
Basil: "Hambageler!"
3) "Dude, could you use your machete to slice that bagel, so that I can turn it into a hambagel by filling it with tasty ham?"
4) "The Chicago Cubs really hambageled the hell out of that game."
A term regularly used by Ronarudo, the Japanese Ronald McDonald, self-appointed ruler of the Demon World. When in battle, he says it while chucking copious amounts of hamburgers from his Value Meal at his enemies.
It is also used in conjunction with the occasional "GO ACTIVE", a phrase referencing the Go Active advertising campaign that was launched by McDonald's which addressed obesity.
"RAN RAN RU" is a phrase, like "HAMBAGA DA", that is rarely used in battle, on the occasion that his enemy is thoroughly screwed.