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shittyboyz: "in the field with hitsticks we be totin' weapons"

hitstick-phobia 

(N.) Fear of getting hitsticked while running the ball
That boy has hitstick-phobia
hitstick-phobia by Jdhddjdjduddndb October 20, 2022

alabama hitstick 

The facial and body characteristics of someone who is inbred
"Damn Mike! Your new girlfriend was beat with the Alabama Hitstick"
alabama hitstick by Dustin JJ July 12, 2023
A devastating smack to your enemy that causes him extreme pain and likelihood to fumble the football.

Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Madden 2005
Catrina: How did you do on the Calculus exam?

Me: I hit sticked that exam. I didn't miss a single question.

Hipstick 

A really skinny and tall hipster. Usually wearing skinny jeans. Because of their resemblance to sticks.
Dude 1: Man those guys legs are thin.
Dude 2: Well maybe that Hipstick should stop wearing skinny jeans.
Hipstick by Beliy Volk November 11, 2010

hipstick lesbian

a trendy, hipster, feminine lesbian. hipster + lipstick = hipstick
"All the girls at the dollhouse are totally hipstick lesbians"
hipstick lesbian by e_t February 5, 2009