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Frequently commented on girls instagram posts, meaning to destroy the pussy.

The thirsty boys comment hitstick on the hotgirls instagram post.

Hitstick by ghhogfseyuingds December 1, 2014

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hitstick

a pistol

shittyboyz: "in the field with hitsticks we be totin' weapons"

hitstick by HesNeverComingBackAndThatsThat September 14, 2023

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hitstick-phobia

(N.) Fear of getting hitsticked while running the ball

That boy has hitstick-phobia

hitstick-phobia by Jdhddjdjduddndb October 20, 2022

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alabama hitstick

The facial and body characteristics of someone who is inbred

"Damn Mike! Your new girlfriend was beat with the Alabama Hitstick"

alabama hitstick by Dustin JJ July 12, 2023

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Hit Stick

A devastating smack to your enemy that causes him extreme pain and likelihood to fumble the football.

Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Madden 2005

Catrina: How did you do on the Calculus exam?

Me: I hit sticked that exam. I didn't miss a single question.

Hit Stick by Delaware's Elite Seabastards October 7, 2004

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Hipstick

A really skinny and tall hipster. Usually wearing skinny jeans. Because of their resemblance to sticks.

Dude 1: Man those guys legs are thin.
Dude 2: Well maybe that Hipstick should stop wearing skinny jeans.

Hipstick by Beliy Volk November 11, 2010

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hipstick lesbian

a trendy, hipster, feminine lesbian. hipster + lipstick = hipstick

"All the girls at the dollhouse are totally hipstick lesbians"

hipstick lesbian by e_t February 5, 2009

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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