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The female version of a harem. A group or stable of male suitors that a women keeps and enjoys as she pleases.
Bill doesn't know it yet but now that they've dated, Jill has added him to her hisem.
hisem by microseth December 9, 2009
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Hivemind 

Someone that will agree to whatever a group of people say because they want to fit in and can't think for themselves
Jason : I'm gonna agree to whatever these people say because i don't have friends

me : ok hivemind
Hivemind by PandaHater04 July 1, 2020
Derived from the Maori tribe meaning 'Lady of the lake' she is born leader, a loving, caring, strong willed individual. Loyal to her friends and family. Loved and respected by many but especially her children and their children.
We love you HINEMOA
Hinemoa by MaoriGurl November 21, 2011

hivemind 

Hivemind is when two or more people come to the same thought at the same time because of the same circumstances but do not know each other beforehand (i.e. it cannot be an inside joke). This usually happens on internet message boards, and is especially noticeable when the thought reached is not a meme. The name is reflective of insects who act in unison with their hive (or nest) mates.
Poster 1: *Random picture*
Poster 2: Holy shit, that looks just like my mom!
Poster 3: omg, that looks just like my mom
Poster 4: I'd like to meet your mom. Also, hivemind.
hivemind by AppleAceFaced October 20, 2007

dot hivemind 

a server full of degenerates and edgelords who share one braincell and make music that the average human would literally assume is used to torture people
"Yo bro i found a cool server for producers, its called dot hivemind"

"Dont join that shit bruh, your braincells will end up fusing with everyone elses and you might get gender dysphoria"

hisen fisen disen 

a word or group of words used to express varied emotion often vulgar such as suck my hisen or go fisen yourself and finnaly i hisened your mom fucker so hisen fisen dison you cock smokin dang lickin swollen genitalia humpin 3 sandwich eatin bo dagged ass bitch
or as used on the simpsons by mr burns in refrence to elvis
hisen fisen dison mr burns
hisen fisen disen by j to the h February 19, 2005

hosemeister

1: (n.) (Slang) One who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of the use of his hose, schlong, or manly member.

2: (n.) (Slang) An unpleasant, disreputable person, expressedly male; one whose attitudes and behaviors are dominated by the motives and odor of his penis.
"I used to like Heathcliff, but as I get to know him, I'm coming to the realization that he's a total hosemeister" (From _Wuthering Heights, Party Remix_ by Emilio Bronte)
hosemeister by Chauncy G. December 4, 2004
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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