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the "his" in history is a meaning to the white mans story. all it do is talk about white people and their events. only time they talk about other races is if its a negative event about them. like black people were slaves. japan bombs pearl harbor.
white teacher: lets learn about history.
black student: yeah.. his story.
white teacher: his story?
black student: meaning white man story.
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hisstory 

Refers to the detailed "set of lies agreed upon" timeline of the slithery/scaly/legless sector of the world's reptilian population.
Bill Haast holds a Guinness world record as the only human in hisstory to survive a staggering number of venomous-snake bites (well over 170!). Plus he lived to be 100... go figger. Maybe snake venom can actually prolong life when administered under the properly-controlled conditions, just like bee stings can cure certain illnesses that "standard" medicine can't treat effectively.
hisstory by QuacksO September 28, 2018
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