The bigger person

Having sex with a midget/dwarf after a fight.
Guy 1 : yo man did you ever make it up with Lucy?

Guy 2: yeah man, I was the bigger person.

Guy1 : oh that's cool.... WAIT A MINUTE YOU MEAN, ohhhhh SNAP!!
by Xx360noscopeswag69xX December 01, 2014
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Humpslobber

Guy: uaggghhhhh!!!!!

Girl: OMG!!! You got your Humpslobber on my new dress!!!
by Xx360noscopeswag69xX December 01, 2014
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