hillyulence

Farts that waver up and down in pitch, rather than staying at a rock-steady "flat" note.

With proper practice, one can vary da tightness of his sphincter so as to produce different "notes" as he's letting one rip; some people can really "play a merry hillyulence" while chowing down on cabbage and baked beans.

by QuacksO January 19, 2021