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the act of unintentionally destroying everything in your path while just chillin; the act of killing a girl; asking for a ride
Yo i totally hilgarted that girl that was in my way.
Bro my car broke down so i higarted my mom for a ride.
Hilgart by Air J325 July 19, 2010
Words you can keep
A four-eyed Canadian

A poor umpire
That hilgart doesn't know what he's talking aboot.

You: You're blowing the game, hilgart!
Hilgart: I'm blowing my mom!
hilgart by Boris Yakakanov January 25, 2008
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John Hilgert 

Lana's or @hulmelio on tiktok brother
John Hilgert by Andrea.k December 2, 2021
The tip of a whale's penis. Similar to a dork. But, it's actually a part of a dork. Native to the Santa Fe region, and full of random ass comments. Loved my many people. But crazy as bat shit.
Damn, look at ol' Hilgert over there. He's crazy as hell!
Hilgert by SallyandSteven July 19, 2011

Hilartious 

Pronounced: Hilarshuss

a word to describe the act of laughing at Mel being pushed in the pool
After being pushed in a pool on the day of a birthday party Mel has a skunce attack at the pushee, for people watching it was Hilartious
Hilartious by DFED December 10, 2008

hilbartho 

Yo hilbartho is such a beaner
hilbartho by Nsisnsnsksjssj September 15, 2021
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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