Hilgart 

the act of unintentionally destroying everything in your path while just chillin; the act of killing a girl; asking for a ride

Yo i totally hilgarted that girl that was in my way.
Bro my car broke down so i higarted my mom for a ride.

Hilgart by Air J325 July 19, 2010

hilgart 

A four-eyed Canadian

A poor umpire

That hilgart doesn't know what he's talking aboot.

You: You're blowing the game, hilgart!
Hilgart: I'm blowing my mom!

hilgart by Boris Yakakanov January 25, 2008

John Hilgert 

Lana's or @hulmelio on tiktok brother

Rest in peace John Hilgert

John Hilgert by Andrea.k December 2, 2021

Hilgert 

The tip of a whale's penis. Similar to a dork. But, it's actually a part of a dork. Native to the Santa Fe region, and full of random ass comments. Loved my many people. But crazy as bat shit.

Damn, look at ol' Hilgert over there. He's crazy as hell!

Hilgert by SallyandSteven July 19, 2011

Hilartious 

Pronounced: Hilarshuss

a word to describe the act of laughing at Mel being pushed in the pool

After being pushed in a pool on the day of a birthday party Mel has a skunce attack at the pushee, for people watching it was Hilartious

Hilartious by DFED December 10, 2008

hilbartho 

Definitely a beaner

Yo hilbartho is such a beaner

hilbartho by Nsisnsnsksjssj September 15, 2021