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A four-eyed Canadian

A poor umpire
That hilgart doesn't know what he's talking aboot.

You: You're blowing the game, hilgart!
Hilgart: I'm blowing my mom!
hilgart by Boris Yakakanov January 25, 2008
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John Hilgert 

Lana's or @hulmelio on tiktok brother
John Hilgert by Andrea.k December 2, 2021
The tip of a whale's penis. Similar to a dork. But, it's actually a part of a dork. Native to the Santa Fe region, and full of random ass comments. Loved my many people. But crazy as bat shit.
Damn, look at ol' Hilgert over there. He's crazy as hell!
Hilgert by SallyandSteven July 19, 2011

Hilartious 

Pronounced: Hilarshuss

a word to describe the act of laughing at Mel being pushed in the pool
After being pushed in a pool on the day of a birthday party Mel has a skunce attack at the pushee, for people watching it was Hilartious
Hilartious by DFED December 10, 2008

hilbartho 

Yo hilbartho is such a beaner
hilbartho by Nsisnsnsksjssj September 15, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026