Definitions by SallyandSteven

Hilgert 

The tip of a whale's penis. Similar to a dork. But, it's actually a part of a dork. Native to the Santa Fe region, and full of random ass comments. Loved my many people. But crazy as bat shit.

Damn, look at ol' Hilgert over there. He's crazy as hell!

Hilgert by SallyandSteven July 19, 2011