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Hijo De La Gran Puta 

The same as hijo de puta but on a grand scale
Gringo: "Yo Quiero Taco Bell!!!"

Latino: " Mira este Hijo De La Gran Puta, Malparido!!!"

Hijo De La Gran Puta 

“Son of the Grandest Bitch” (Direct Translation)

Meant to be “Son of a Bitch” but said with such passion, “Son of a Bitch” doesn’t suffice when saying it in Spanish, so, Latinos add the “Grand or Gran!”
Curse phrase used either for something minor or major. Latinos use the same terms, no matter the severity of a situation.
(Get a papercut) Shout: “¡Hijo de la Gran Puta!”
(Car Accident) Shouting to the other car: “Hijo de la Gran Puta,” you just hit my car.

(Baby Sitting someone’s devil child) Whisper to self: “Que Hijo de la Gran Puta.”
Hijo De La Gran Puta by LawdHelpMe December 16, 2018

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016