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highworth 

Full of fuckboy lads who smokes weird and doesn’t give a shit about anyone but them selves
You’re from highworth? Yeah? K byeeeee
highworth by Shhhhimacuntdealwithit February 5, 2018
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Highpothesize 

The act of developing a hypothesis while high.
Dan: Isn't it weird how we live with dogs and cats? I mean, they are like wild animals living in our house!
Paul: Dude, way to highpothesize right now!
Highpothesize by dsobaby June 16, 2009

Hagstrom Hagsworth

Similar to John Doe, in that the name can be used in any situation requiring an anonymous identity, or in situations where the individual's identity is unknown.
"I didn't want the credit card company to know my real name so I signed the application as Hagstrom Hagsworth"

"Damn that dude is drunk. Someone get Hagstrom Hagsworth to his room!"

Highwork 

When you have a lot of homework and you know its going to take forever, so you get high right before you do your homework. weed+homework=highwork:)
Teacher:"Don't forget to your homework"
Guy 1: "More like highwork:)"
Guy2: "Can I come chill with you man?"
Guy3:"Study group?"
All:"HAHAHAHA...HEHE...cough...HA.

HIGHWORK!
Highwork by Hot Glue Troy!! January 10, 2011

highpothesis 

any concept or idea of an understanding of the owrld believed to be true when stoned, which is most likely completely wrong and in no way true
"Man, last night I kept getting some crazy highpotheses about why the world is how it is, in my mind I felt that the world is..."
highpothesis by plc August 26, 2005

hitworthy 

A hot parking lot attendant with blonde hair that Annie would like to hit.
"That guy is so hot. I'd hit that."

"Haha, you just said 'I'd hit that'!"

"I would. He is definitely hitworthy."
hitworthy by Lizbeliz September 10, 2005

sighworthy 

The sun was out, and the waves were calm; it was indeed a sighworthy day.
sighworthy by Childofthedivine March 31, 2017
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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