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high school hierarchy 

Jocks
They date each other, hang out with each other. Sometimes cheerleader girls will hang out with girls who play other sports, like volleyball, gymnastics, or track. But jocks very rarely expand their social circles.

Music Kids
They're "hipsters" who play in the band or sing in the chorus or both, and take music very seriously. They take extra music classes, do the play and musical, and only hang out with each other.

Druggies
They generally hang out in some remote area of the parking lot before, after, and during school. They don't do much.

Sluts
These are the girls that crave attention, usually in the form of male Facebook likes, and then complain about creepers on their bikini/cleavage shot.

Ghetto
They are generally black or Hispanic. They talk loud, wear clothing that is much too tight, act uneducated, and Typee Lykee Diss .

Preps
Excellent grades, athletic, ambitious. They are the ones who came to public school after a private Catholic school. They make friends with the popular kids.

Nerds
Not necessarily smart, these kids love hanging out in their rooms with a video game. Sometimes they get good grades, but not always.

Goths
They hate the mainstream, just like music kids, but goths hate music kids too because they just hate everyone. They stay below the radar and sit in the corner.

Loners
They don't have any friends. They are often used by others for a quick laugh. They are bitter wallflowers. They either look down on others or are afraid of others.
Cheerleader: Hey, look at that weird loner kid.
Jock: OMG what if he shoots us all. Man, that would suck.
Prep: He gets all D-'s!
Music Kid: He doesn't even take band...his situation is dire.
Nerd: I won't even talk to him. He's at the bottom of the high school hierarchy.
Goth: Me, either.
Ghetto: Girl you know I ain't touchin that nutcase.
Slut: I'd fuck him if he would just like my profile picture already.
Skater: Dude, lay off him. He just needs a good batch and he'll be all set.
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high school sports hierarchy

The ranking system that makes football cool and golf...well...not so cool.
Damn that high school sports hierarchy!

high school sports hierarchy

The ranking system of sports that are cool to not-so-cool.

Football, Lacrosse
Basketball, Soccer
Baseball, Volleyball
Hockey, Swimming
Wrestling, Track
Cross Country, Tennis
Golf, Bowling
Football and Lacrosse are at the top of "coolness" on the high school sports hierarchy.

high school sports hierarchy

The law in high school that states all lacrosse, football, baseball, basketball, hockey, soccer players and Track/XC Runners are the coolest people in high school and get all the hot chicks.
Im a Track/XC runner and i get hot chick # 1

Hey you lacrosse player you can have hot chick # 2, and Football QB u can have all the rest!

Soccer player: You over there what sport do you play?

Kid: None

Soccer player: Oh then ur not cool at all

Baseball player talking to basketball player: I love this high school sports hierarchy because we are so cool and the chicks dig us!
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