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10-15 year old girls who scream whenever they see their talentless "music artists" at live concerts. Completely obsessed with MTV and listen to crappy corporate rock(like Avril Lavigne, Nickelback, Justin Timberlake, 50-Cent, and all sorts of other losers). They butcher English down to the point that it's virtually unreadable.
Normal writing of a teeny bopper: ZOMFG, lyik jusin timablke iz liek so friginz awzomez i wna lik mrry himm andd lkie hav hisis babbysz!!!!!!!111111
by Death Shredder August 14, 2007
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A guy that made me feel smart for the first time in my life. The stupidest, most imcompetent president ever, and proof that in this country, ANYONE can run for office. This dumbass only made it into Yale because his daddy had a lot of money, and barely graduated after getting straight C's and even D's at the college. He stole the 2000 election from Gore by excluding over 2000 votes in Florida. He chose to continue reading My Pet Goat after hearing of the 9/11 attacks. He abandoned the National Guard. He has started a war in a country that had nothing to do with the 9/11 attacks, and is responsible for the death of over 2000 troops. He made a poor educational system called "No Child Left Behind" which only helps rich, white kids in school. He passed the Patriot Act which violated six amendments on the Constitution. And, in his speeches, he says clever things like this:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

The list goes on and on. George W. Bush is an embarrassment to the US, and the western world in general.
George W. Bush is a fool. Plain and simple.
by Death Shredder June 27, 2007
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A mediocre, and undeservedly popular "post-grunge" band from Alberta. Their dull, uninteresting, dull-as-dishwater, profanity-free music can be heard on pretty much every single radio station in the country, and is the kind of the music I like to call "Soccer Mom Rock." Like I've said before, their songs are boring, lifeless, and all sound incredibly similar to each other(listen to their dreadfully boring "hit" How You Remind Me and the equally dull Someday together and you'll know what I mean), and the Jesus-resembling singer, Chad Kroeger, has an annoying singing voice, and tries too hard to capture the powerful, growling vocals of Eddie Vedder. Listen to Pearl Jam or Soundgarden instead.
Me: Which of these bands do you like better: Pearl Jam, or Nickelback?
Dumbass: Nickelback.
Me: Wow, you seriously need to get a better taste in music, asshole.
by Death Shredder August 14, 2007
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Avril Lavigne is a singer who brings new meaning to the word "poser". She claims to be punk, yet has never heard of the Sex Pistols before. And her voice isn't much better. She sounds like Micheal Jackson being beaten to death by Ja Rule at a Britney Spears+William Hung concert. She is mainly supported by 10-14 year old girls who have no real taste in music, like to watch Disney Channel, Nickelodean, and all sorts of other stupid teenybopper shit, and simply want to hear nerve-racking tracks like "Girlfriend", "Complicated", and "Sk8ter Boi"(I Think I just lost ten brain cells from just typing that out)over and over again.
Avril Lavigne singing her new version of "Girlfriend":
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I Can't sing worth a shit!
No way, no way
I think I need a new job!
by Death Shredder June 24, 2007
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My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Death Cab For Cutie, Taking Back Sunday, and The Used are not emo music like everyone says.
Clearly, these people have never heard of bands like Hawthorne Heights, Red Jumpsuit Appartus, Underoath, AFI, Jimmy Eat World, Alexisonfire, Story Of The Year, Senses Fail, and From First To Last, which are real emo bands. And if these bands aren't emo, what is?
Like I've said before, bands like Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, and Death Cab For Cutie are NOT emo music.
by Death Shredder August 14, 2007
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A city that is big enough to be a cultural mecca in its own right, but is sadly a mecca of all the things that are wrong in American culture: Fake tits, pollution, television, urban sprawl, and relying on cars in order to go anywhere.
Los Angeles...The City of Angels
by Death Shredder June 24, 2007
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Rage Against The Machine were a kickass band that combined rap, rock, and even funk together in their music and often sang about pro-liberal ideas and rebellion, and their music is often hated by simple-minded soccer moms and conservatives who have no taste in real music. Despite breaking up in 2001, this band left behind a huge legacy, and influenced many of the nu-metal bands that exist today(Linkin Park, anyone?).
I wrong when I said earlier that Linkin Park is the only good band to combine rap and rock. There is another: Rage Against The Machine
by Death Shredder June 28, 2007
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