1. Predominantely a school full of 97% white kids, 2.5% Mexicans, and .5% black kids.
2. Need some
weed? No worries, roam the Hersey hallways. We got you covered.
3. Filled abundantly with freshman that do not know how to walk, and sexually frustrated couples that feel the need to have intercourse all over the lockers.
4. Believe it or not, us potheads are
smart! We have a pretty good school average on the ACT... we only get reminded of it every other day.
5. Well known for having the worst football team in the conference... along with having the most bad ass fan section of all
time.
6. We can afford flat screen TV's in the hallway that we
never use, the SAFARI system that
never works, and a $10,000
DJ for homecoming. For some reason, we don't have enough money to buy a swimming pool.
7. Closed campus
lunch for the freshman.
8. Club Hersey requires an ID whenever re-entering the school after lunch.
9. We bleed orange and
brown and we take great
pride in it, no matter how ugly the colors are.
10. You know someone's from Hersey when their normal school attire consists of sweatpants, some form of Hersey t-shirt, and gym shoes. We're a classy bunch.
