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Hersey High School 

1. Predominantely a school full of 97% white kids, 2.5% Mexicans, and .5% black kids.
2. Need some weed? No worries, roam the Hersey hallways. We got you covered.
3. Filled abundantly with freshman that do not know how to walk, and sexually frustrated couples that feel the need to have intercourse all over the lockers.
4. Believe it or not, us potheads are smart! We have a pretty good school average on the ACT... we only get reminded of it every other day.
5. Well known for having the worst football team in the conference... along with having the most bad ass fan section of all time.
6. We can afford flat screen TV's in the hallway that we never use, the SAFARI system that never works, and a $10,000 DJ for homecoming. For some reason, we don't have enough money to buy a swimming pool.
7. Closed campus lunch for the freshman.
8. Club Hersey requires an ID whenever re-entering the school after lunch.
9. We bleed orange and brown and we take great pride in it, no matter how ugly the colors are.
10. You know someone's from Hersey when their normal school attire consists of sweatpants, some form of Hersey t-shirt, and gym shoes. We're a classy bunch.
Orange man: ORANGE CRUSH BROKE THE BLEACHERS... AGAIN.

Schaumburg student: Fuck you, Hersey High School.

John Hersey High School

John Hersey High School is a 4-year public high school in District 214 of the Township High School District. Its mascot is the husky and its school colors are brown, orange, and white.
Daniel Mihran Hanounikian attends John Hersey High School in Arlington Heights, Illinois.

John Hersey High School

John Hersey High School is a 4-year public high school that's part of Township High School District #214. It's mascot is the huskies and it's school colors are brown, orange, and white.
John Hersey High School is known for their unique school colors and was used for parts of the 2010 version of Nightmare on Elm Street.

hersey high 

high school in arlington heights full of teachers who all "coincidentally" went to U of I... only a few can teach and a few are cool, but the rest don't really know what they're talking about.
hersey high used to be a prison at one time. the windows are 1 foot by 3 feet big and the walls are a gaudy yellow. along with doors that used to weigh about 300lbs, the school was poorly designed.(apparently, they didn't think that 2 unconnected second floors are a problem.)
hersey high by fck the police October 25, 2011
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Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
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jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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