hide and fuck

Playing hide and seek - naked version. Whoever you find you have to fuck.

Joe: Let's play hide and fuck.
Amy: Ok sure

Joe: Ready or not I'm coming
Amy: Me too!

by Downtown wtf June 10, 2009

hide and go fuck

When you and your partner play hide and go seek, but when you find the person you have sex where you found your partner.

Dude I totally played hide and go fuck on the Liberty senior stage with my girlfriend last night.

by Leekie (lol) August 9, 2009

hide and go fuck

When you use a glow in the dark condom while fucking, which makes your dick 'hide and seek'.

Jeniifer told me to wear the glow in the dark condom, it was like playing hide and go fuck.

by c.neely June 23, 2008

Hide-And-Go-Fuck

When you hide from a group of people in the house and fuck as fast as you can before they find you.

"What do you think about Denise & John?"
"I really liked that couple until I walked in on a hide-and-go-fuck."

by Sexmonster69 April 14, 2015

go out side & play "hide & go fuck yourself"

leave me alone ... leave the room

to go and complete a useless task

your lil sis is annoying me! tell her to go outside and paly hide and go fuck herself!

by mami 2 da fullest May 3, 2004

hide and go fuck yourself

A derogatory term used when someone is annoying the shit out of you and you want them to leave.

Kris - "Hey dickweed"
Ash - "Kris...why dont you go and play a game of hide and go fuck yourself."

by HACH November 30, 2006

Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(1) method of dismissal
(2) A game that 90% of republicans and 85% of democrats need to go play

(1) You are talking too much, why don't you go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(2) We would all be better off if politicians, idiot talking heads, and the idiots who worship them would go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself while the rest of us try to work things outs

by Matt August 8, 2003