To taunt or otherwise heckle canoeists, rafters, kayakers, etc as they make their way down a river. Especially fun near river hazards that can cause navigation difficulties. Taunts
may be concealed by referring to them as professional canoeists/rafters/kayakers before starting any detailed heckling. For some reason the
sarcasm is rarely noticed. To maintain good river relationships each heckle session should be terminated with a "Job well
done."
1)Prototype River Heckling dialog usually goes like this: Here come some
professional kayakers. Look how they handle that craft. Job well
done.
2)River Heckling occured from the banks as the "
professional" rafters paddled by.