Burps, and hiccups combined. When you hiccup, and then you burp afterwards. The mostannoying thing that can happen.
John: I hate hiccups.
Bob: Well, hiccurps are worse.
John: What are those?
Bob: Burps after hiccups.
John: Ha, your a moron! *hiccup* *burp*
Bob: Haha. Karma.
The unpleasant experience of a hiccup, burp, sneeze, and couch all at the same fucking time. Quite painful for the throat, mouth, and nose to take part in. Can be caused by excessive stupidity in the consumption of pizza, tacos, and coca-cola or various other fizzy carbonated beverages. Those who suffer from hiccurpsneecough's are often left with tears in the eye as others laugh at their dismay.