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a cutie who is very responsible and doesn’t take people bull and shouldn’t ever , and don’t need know one they got them self’s , and the realest
i want to be a hirle she’s great
hirle by shirleybaby May 29, 2020
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Stands for "Hang Out in Real Life." Rose to popularity due to the need to differentiate between Google+ Hangouts (the group video chat option) and physical, "real-life" hanging out. Introduced by Google+ "Product Dude" Bradley Horowitz sharing it on his Google+ stream.

Pronounced "H-I-R-L," not "hurl."
Person 1: Alright, gonna go hangout with Brad.
Person 2: Wait, a G+ hangout over webcam?
Person 1: No, we're gonna HIRL at the bar.
HIRL by Obidasin July 2, 2011

HIRLJXLJKFCSRF 

A word someone randomly yelled out in frustration, thus creating a new word
"Rob saw that his grocery flyers had been stolen again. "HIRLJXLJKFCSRF," he yelled out in overexaggerated agony.
HIRLJXLJKFCSRF by Robophant March 2, 2015
A shy person who is usually weird af. Also very nice only went they want though. Dont make them make. Nope
"Woah, she acts like a hirlet"
hirlet by Turqursise May 23, 2021
Hot ass bitch whom loves dick up the ass🥵
"Hirle likes dick up her hot ass."
hirle by Hotbeach420 April 12, 2020

Hirlus Septeverus 

A reversed snake where it's scales are on the inside and it's meat is dripping juices everywhere on the outside.
Dylan: What the fuck is that on your rug dude!?
Jeremy: I dunno man the wife just bought this new Hirlus Septeverus for me since she took the fucking kids.
p.s: Caren I want the fucking kids back, I don't care about this meaty boi.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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