heterosexicle 

The genetalia of a heterosexual man, often used in the context of oral sex and/or frozen treats.

Mike: "Would you ever let a guy give you a blowjob?"
Steve: "No way, bro. Only the ladies get a taste of my heterosexicle."

Sally: "How was the swim party today?"
Molly: "It was ok. They ran out of Otter Pops, but Steve offered me a heterosexicle instead."

heterosexicle by DesertedPanda May 28, 2014

heterosexualefkó-dérmaphilia 

A Scientific term for a person of colour, having primarily sexual attraction to white skin of the opposite sex.

Tatiana : I would love to hook up with him Lakisha but he doesn’t look at me or you / anyone or color, the same way he looks at Becky, and Karen ….. and we get hit on all the time.

Lakisha: That’s his loss….maybe he needs glasses or something. Or what’s dat term I heard dem use on The Doctors, Dr Oz, or whatever….
Uh…gimme-a-sec…uh….I got it on da tip of my tongue. What’s the name, what’s th…

Tatiana: heterosexualefkó-dérmaphilia! that’s what it’s called….I had to Google it on my iPhone.

heterosexualefkó-dérmaphilia by R.V.H. August 30, 2021

heterosexable 

Having the quality of physical attractiveness

"That girl was mad heterosexable with her pretty face and long legs."

heterosexable by Sameer Bajaj July 24, 2008

heterosemiflexible 

Being heteroflexible but only towards the same gender when they are convincingly similar to the opposite (NOT trans.)

Robert: You seem heteroflexible

Jim: Nah man I'm heterosemiflexible, I only have sex with guys that look like girls

heterosemiflexible by CrazyPan9000 March 19, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019