heterosexicle

The genetalia of a heterosexual man, often used in the context of oral sex and/or frozen treats.

Mike: "Would you ever let a guy give you a blowjob?"
Steve: "No way, bro. Only the ladies get a taste of my heterosexicle."

Sally: "How was the swim party today?"
Molly: "It was ok. They ran out of Otter Pops, but Steve offered me a heterosexicle instead."

by DesertedPanda May 29, 2014