heterosexicle

The genetalia of a heterosexual man, often used in the context of oral sex and/or frozen treats.

Mike: "Would you ever let a guy give you a blowjob?"
Steve: "No way, bro. Only the ladies get a taste of my heterosexicle."

Sally: "How was the swim party today?"
Molly: "It was ok. They ran out of Otter Pops, but Steve offered me a heterosexicle instead."

by DesertedPanda May 28, 2014

heterosexualefkó-dérmaphilia

A Scientific term for a person of colour, having primarily sexual attraction to white skin of the opposite sex.

Tatiana : I would love to hook up with him Lakisha but he doesn’t look at me or you / anyone or color, the same way he looks at Becky, and Karen ….. and we get hit on all the time.

Lakisha: That’s his loss….maybe he needs glasses or something. Or what’s dat term I heard dem use on The Doctors, Dr Oz, or whatever….
Uh…gimme-a-sec…uh….I got it on da tip of my tongue. What’s the name, what’s th…

Tatiana: heterosexualefkó-dérmaphilia! that’s what it’s called….I had to Google it on my iPhone.

by R.V.H. August 30, 2021

heterosexable

Having the quality of physical attractiveness

"That girl was mad heterosexable with her pretty face and long legs."

by Sameer Bajaj July 24, 2008

heterosemiflexible

Being heteroflexible but only towards the same gender when they are convincingly similar to the opposite (NOT trans.)

Robert: You seem heteroflexible

Jim: Nah man I'm heterosemiflexible, I only have sex with guys that look like girls

by CrazyPan9000 March 19, 2021