1. Very common abbreviation for "herpetophile": someone who likes reptiles. This is generally either:

a) A furry fan who likes scalies (anthropomorphic lizards, saurians, and/or dragons), or

b) Someone who likes reptiles as pets, or

c) Someone who avidly studies herpetology.

2. Abbreviation for Herpy Reptile Lover's Community, an archive of scaly art, scaly porn, and reptile reference photography (herpy.net).

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

A very deadly and painful STD that comes from having sex with someone infected with herpes that is also not very good at spelling. Quite similar to ghonorrea.

a very horrible desise. mostly found in blonde bitches who steal peoples shit (these herpie infested blondes are more attracted to peoples clothes then actual shit), lie about everything, find brown haired boys (who are currently dating people) and force them to join there little herpie club. for example. being a blone haired herpie infested BITCH comes the common side affects; Full of your self, looking like a dick, super herpies, no friends.

So they find people that can look like a dick, be full of them selves, and have super herpies with.

so please, dont join this "club" of dumb blond bitches.
find help.

1. something that is disgusting
2. something that sucks

all generally negative connotations are appropriate

A very contagious STD prominent in LA thots that cause painful, ugly blisters around the genital area. Women who resemble slugs are known to carry this along with many other STDs.