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Disney's Second Chances 

The reoccuring theme in Disney Movies that in order to have a happy ending, one must first go through a conflict and after hurting their partner and others, their partner must then give a second chance to love.
People make Mistakes, Growth doesn't happen by chance, if happens by Change, and if you don't change you don't grow... Your boyfriend made a big mistake, but I think he has learned from it and grew. He deserves one of those Disney's Second Chances for sure.
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Disney's One Saturday Morning 

A Saturday Morning cartoon block that ran from 1997-2002 and replaced with the piece of shit ABC Kids. Featured some of the greatest cartoons like, Recess, Pepper Ann, and Sabrina the Animated Series
Harold:"Hey Dan what what would make ya feel real fine?!"

Dan:"Disney's ONE SATURDAY MORNING!"

Disney's California Adventure 

A Theme Park Made By Walt Disney Imagineering. It Opened On February 8th, 2001 As Apart Of The Disneyland Resort. The Park Shows The Aspects And Culture Of California Dream. The Lands In California Adventure Are Sunshine Plaza, Golden State, Condor Flats, Paradise Pier, Pacific Wharf, Bugs Land, And Hollywood Pictures Backlot.
The Icon Of The Park Is A Giant Grizzly Bear, Which Is the State Animal Of California. California Adventure Is Across From Walt Disney's Original Disneyland.

Disney's California Adventure Can Also Be Abbreviated As DCA.
1. Jenny And I Are Going To Disney's California Adventure

2 Disney's California Adventure Is Getting A Huge 1.1 Billion Dollar Expansion Starting Fall 2008

This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay 

When you're watching a Disney movie and that dumbass thing plays that makes the entire group scrabble around for the remote before the message ends because it'll play 8 fucking 5 minute long advertisements if you don't
"This DVD is enhanced with Disney's Fastplay. Your movie and a selection of bonus features will begin automatically. To bypass FastPlay, select the Main Menu button at any time. Fastplay will begin in a moment..."

"FUCK JIMMY GET THE REMOTE"
"WHERE"
"FUUUUUUUU-"

it's all disney 

1) means it's all good.

2) sometimes what you say when it's not actually "all good". misleads the person making them think everything is alright when really you are plotting your revenge at that very moment.

3) another way to tell someone everything will be ok, even when you know it's not.
1) friend: my bad, I didn't mean to make you fall in front of that girl you like.
you: it's all disney bro.

2) friend: my bad, I had no idea that chick was your sister!
you: it's all disney bro.

3) friend: dude, I can't believe that girl caught me staring at her boobs!
you: it's all disney bro, she probably didn't even notice.
it's all disney by crazymfingtaco November 17, 2011

Disney Story 

1- Story made for general audiences to believe that it has a happy ending, but in reality (which is hidden from them), the story actually ends in tradegy.

2- To lie to someone by making the real story seem good or happy, when in reality it´s something baaaaaaaad.
1)
Pia: You know that movie that just came out?
Rithi: Yeah, Deerfield Beach High Musical! I love it, i has such a happy ending!
Pia: No it doesn´t, in the end the guy cheats on the girl and leaves!
Rithi: But it doesn´t show.
Pia: It does at the end of the credits.
Rithi: OH! No wonder…
Pia: That´s such a Disney Story…

2)
Ian really told Raquel a Disney Story when he said he was moving to Alaska, but he actually just wanted to break up with her.

walt disney shit 

An explosion of poo most common when not shitting for a day or after thanksgiving dinner
Damn I'm about to take a Walt Disney shit after dinner
walt disney shit by Sir Yapps January 17, 2017