herpt 

A hiccup and a burp at the same time

I just herpt

herpt by Papi sito January 20, 2023

Herpturd 

A variation of Herpdert.

Lady: Spell Herpdert.

Joe: H-E-R-P-D-E-R-P. Herpdert.

Murr: Not even close, buddy.

Joe: H-E-R-P-D-E-R-T.

Q: Yeh!!

Joe: H-E-R-P-T-U-R-D. (HERPTURD)

Sal: (Falls down laughing)

Herpturd by KawaiiSuperHuman October 1, 2016

AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL 

A place full of hoes, bitches, and thots who brag about sucking dick and getting fingered at parties. The guys are pretty chill but probably do crack, and the bathrooms are really fucked up. The lunch here sucks ass or probably came out of one and the canned water is literally piss. 30 grand a year my ass.

Person 1: “Yo shit dude did you hear what happened at AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL?”
Person 2: “oh shit another 7th grader pragnant?”
Person 1: “No there was a salmonella outbreak from the food”

AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL by N008M4573R69 May 17, 2019

Herp Derp 

An expression used when a person, or yourself, has done somthing extremely stupid and dopey

Person 1: Dude, I just hit my head on the door.
Person 2: HERP DERP.

Herp Derp by Kommandant November 25, 2009

heptaret

A term signifying a sevenfold return on investment, inspired by "hepta," the Greek word for seven, and "ret," an abbreviation for return. Represents extraordinary growth and success achieved in a given timeframe.

Tesla's stock price displayed an astonishing heptaret since January 2020, with its value multiplying sevenfold, showcasing its dominance in the electric vehicle market.

heptaret by ara205 August 19, 2023

herpaderping 

a lazy carefree attitude and gross negligence of time and productivity. This wasted time usually comprises of interneting, sleeping and looking clueless.

Hey Derp what were you doing for the last 3 hours?!? I was herpaderping.

Stahp Herpaderping and get your work done!

herpaderping by nemxomen November 25, 2013

Heritage middle school 

This is were some raw kids go to but most are dumb in the fucking head. The teachers act like their everything when they act like they have down síndrome. Fuck all the teachers.

heritage middle school: oh yeah we’re they try so hard to make it a white school and teachers suck ass.

Heritage middle school by Gmfu. March 6, 2019