herpt
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Herpturd
Lady: Spell Herpdert.
Joe: H-E-R-P-D-E-R-P. Herpdert.
Murr: Not even close, buddy.
Joe: H-E-R-P-D-E-R-T.
Q: Yeh!!
Joe: H-E-R-P-T-U-R-D. (HERPTURD)
Sal: (Falls down laughing)
Joe: H-E-R-P-D-E-R-P. Herpdert.
Murr: Not even close, buddy.
Joe: H-E-R-P-D-E-R-T.
Q: Yeh!!
Joe: H-E-R-P-T-U-R-D. (HERPTURD)
Sal: (Falls down laughing)
Herpturd by KawaiiSuperHuman October 1, 2016
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AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL
A place full of hoes, bitches, and thots who brag about sucking dick and getting fingered at parties. The guys are pretty chill but probably do crack, and the bathrooms are really fucked up. The lunch here sucks ass or probably came out of one and the canned water is literally piss. 30 grand a year my ass.
Person 1: “Yo shit dude did you hear what happened at AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL?”
Person 2: “oh shit another 7th grader pragnant?”
Person 1: “No there was a salmonella outbreak from the food”
Person 2: “oh shit another 7th grader pragnant?”
Person 1: “No there was a salmonella outbreak from the food”
AMERICAN HERITAGE SCHOOL by N008M4573R69 May 17, 2019
Herp Derp
Herp Derp by Kommandant November 25, 2009
heptaret
A term signifying a sevenfold return on investment, inspired by "hepta," the Greek word for seven, and "ret," an abbreviation for return. Represents extraordinary growth and success achieved in a given timeframe.
herpaderping
a lazy carefree attitude and gross negligence of time and productivity. This wasted time usually comprises of interneting, sleeping and looking clueless.
Hey Derp what were you doing for the last 3 hours?!? I was herpaderping.
Stahp Herpaderping and get your work done!
Stahp Herpaderping and get your work done!
herpaderping by nemxomen November 25, 2013
Heritage middle school
This is were some raw kids go to but most are dumb in the fucking head. The teachers act like their everything when they act like they have down síndrome. Fuck all the teachers.
heritage middle school: oh yeah we’re they try so hard to make it a white school and teachers suck ass.
Heritage middle school by Gmfu. March 6, 2019
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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