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verb; to herzer
syn: to fuck
i herzered the chihuahwa when she bit my finger.

my mom herzered my dad.

brenda wants to herzer me.
herzer by hillylock March 25, 2008
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Eli herzer 

The fattest gayest person ever
Ahh will keep jerking me till I jizz I want to Eli herzer on you
Eli herzer by Gay men December 5, 2018

Heroherotom 

Hentai that shows very fat women dominating a smaller individual.

Most of the time the women have dicks.
“I had no idea what the fuck heroherotom hentai was until I looked it up.”
Heroherotom by ISlayHey September 13, 2021
-a portmanteau of the word hero and extrovert

noun. a type of person, mainly with extroverted personality, who always go out of their way to make sure that the most socially awkward member of the group won't be ignored or pushed aside when having a conversation.
Everyone ignored my suggestion about solving the hardest math problem first but the herovert of our group noticed me and he asked everyone to consider my idea.
herovert by Ang Diyablo January 6, 2022

Herokeroitis 

A temporary deafness while reading, texting, or looking at your cell phone.
Due to herokeroitis, Sally missed the emergency broadcast telling her to seek a safe place from the tornado.
Herokeroitis by Timerocks December 24, 2023

herokeroitis 

A temporary deafness while reading or texting on your cell phone.
Due to herokeroitis, Sally missed the emergency broadcast letting her know to seek shelter from the tornado.
herokeroitis by Timerocks December 24, 2023
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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