hermtard 

A retarded person, with both male and female reproductive systems. Herm, coming from the word "Hermaphrodite" and tard coming from the word "retard"

You're such a fucking hermtard

hermtard by Axerty July 12, 2004

Helmtard

This word is a coalition of words, the first one being the 'tard' from the end of retard. The 'helm' comes from the word helmet which can mean a man or hermaphrodites bellend. Therefore by calling someone a helmtard you are calling them a retarded bellend.

"You are sucha bloody helmtard!"

Helmtard by Übersetzen November 1, 2012

heemtard 

Someone who lacks common sense and can’t do anything for them self there kinda useless

Dang u a heemtard

heemtard by Heeeeem December 19, 2023