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Heeltard
1. a fan of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill's sports teams, particularly men's basketball, whose relationships and inner life are circumscribed by obsession and zealotry regarding UNC basketball
2. any person who shouts and/or gesticulates spontaneously while watching a UNC basketball game on television
3. (transportation) the driver of a car with North Carolina license plates who is totally riding your ass for no reason
2. any person who shouts and/or gesticulates spontaneously while watching a UNC basketball game on television
3. (transportation) the driver of a car with North Carolina license plates who is totally riding your ass for no reason
"The night Carolina beat Duke, I didn't get to sleep until 4 a.m. because the Heeltards next door were being so loud."
"After Chapel Hill won, my brother and two of his Heeltard friends got arrested for running naked down Franklin Street."
"This Heeltard's SUV is all up in my shit."
"After Chapel Hill won, my brother and two of his Heeltard friends got arrested for running naked down Franklin Street."
"This Heeltard's SUV is all up in my shit."
Heeltard by Frabjousday April 2, 2009
Helmtard
This word is a coalition of words, the first one being the 'tard' from the end of retard. The 'helm' comes from the word helmet which can mean a man or hermaphrodites bellend. Therefore by calling someone a helmtard you are calling them a retarded bellend.
Helmtard by Übersetzen November 1, 2012
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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