Get the heemtard mug.A retarded person, with both male and female reproductive systems. Herm, coming from the word "Hermaphrodite" and tard coming from the word "retard"
by Axerty July 12, 2004
Get the hermtard mug.1. a fan of the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill's sports teams, particularly men's basketball, whose relationships and inner life are circumscribed by obsession and zealotry regarding UNC basketball
2. any person who shouts and/or gesticulates spontaneously while watching a UNC basketball game on television
3. (transportation) the driver of a car with North Carolina license plates who is totally riding your ass for no reason
2. any person who shouts and/or gesticulates spontaneously while watching a UNC basketball game on television
3. (transportation) the driver of a car with North Carolina license plates who is totally riding your ass for no reason
"The night Carolina beat Duke, I didn't get to sleep until 4 a.m. because the Heeltards next door were being so loud."
"After Chapel Hill won, my brother and two of his Heeltard friends got arrested for running naked down Franklin Street."
"This Heeltard's SUV is all up in my shit."
"After Chapel Hill won, my brother and two of his Heeltard friends got arrested for running naked down Franklin Street."
"This Heeltard's SUV is all up in my shit."
by Frabjousday April 2, 2009
Get the Heeltard mug.This word is a coalition of words, the first one being the 'tard' from the end of retard. The 'helm' comes from the word helmet which can mean a man or hermaphrodites bellend. Therefore by calling someone a helmtard you are calling them a retarded bellend.
by Übersetzen November 1, 2012
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