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here I come 

Universal term for a drug dealer letting there client (feen or junky) know that they are on there way to meet them to sell them there fix (heroin, crack).
"Hey I'm here at Dowling and Penn I need a 40"

"Ok, here I come".
here I come by Ceaser King September 21, 2018

HERE I COME I AM CINNAMON 

A meme.

200 pound 6'5 athletic monster, whose skills were demo'd in his video when he completely destroyed a camera.
"Hey, did you see that one video?"
"Oh yeah, HERE I COME I AM CINNAMON"

2013 here I come! 

Something to say to any idiot who thinks the world will end on 2012
guy 1: hey man have you seen the movie 2012?
guy 2: Yeah it sucked so much dick.
guy 1: What?
guy 2: aw fuck you the world neva gon end 2013 here I come!
2013 here I come! by Boneless chickun September 10, 2012

why did i come here ? 

So,you have probably clicked on the word and now you are reading and wondering;Why the hell did i search for that ?So,now you are probably questing your entire existence ,you are tying to find where you really belong to.What's your purpose ?You have never ever thought this day would come ,because you never thought you would search Why did i come here ? in Urban Dictionary.You see it's in the nature of humans to make such choices and ..well...face the consequences .Because Why did i come here ? it's not a word nor a random phrase.It is the fundamental foundation of the society we live in today.It is an ideology.A way of living someone would say.3 minutes ago you decided to search for that phrase thinking no one was going to give a definition for it,thinking you would fulfill you destiny ,and answer all your questions about existence ,life and death ,the universe itself.And ,yes ,the question remains in your mind ,:Why did i come here? and you are tying your best to find a solution to this endless paradox.You seem confused.Well,there is more.By entering every single word for that phrase ,letter by letter you pinpointed the path of your faith.You have created an anomaly in spacetime itself.Every fundamental string of the universe ,every single particle is affected by your ...your curiosity.This paradox created a space shifting matrix which you can never escape.You will never forget the moment you typed these damned words:Why did i come here ?.
example ~ you right now :Why did i come here ?What am i supposed to do now ?

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum 

A phrase meaning that some serious ass is going to get whooped, more so than usual, because there's nothing else left to do that can solve the current problem. It also makes for a great entrance to a party.

The phrase originated from the 1988 John Carpenter film "They Live". The main character walks into a bank with a shotgun and says the line, then proceeds to shoot all the aliens-disguised-as-humans in it. And yes, it is as awesome as it sounds.

The phrase was also used in Duke Nukem 3D and a modified version was said in the 1993 film "Dazed And Confused", where a character says "I came here to drink beer and kick ass... and it looks like we're almost out of beer."
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum. Now let's get fucked up!

I did not come here to make friends!

A phrase that pops up in lots of competitive reality television shows such as Survivor, The Apprentise, Flavor of Love, and many, many, more. What is intresting about this phrase is that you would never say it anywhere outside of television. Even if you were in a position where you where not there to make friends you would not gain anything by anouncing it.
On a competitive reality television show

Person 1: I am going to win this and you know it!
Person 2: Oh no you won't! I will fight you if I have to! I did not come here to make friends!
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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