The instant reaction to produce a cell phone to check messages or calls, even when we know that we've not received any (or checking for cell reception in the event of not receiving calls or texts). Usually occurs when we see others texting or talking on theirs. Largely generated by insecurity. Not to be confused with the biological phenomenon.
Guy 1 receives a text.
Guy 2 immediately checks his phone
Guy 1 - "Man, put that damn phone away! No-one is calling or texting you - you've got a bad case of cellular reflex."
Guy 2 immediately checks his phone
Guy 1 - "Man, put that damn phone away! No-one is calling or texting you - you've got a bad case of cellular reflex."
by innesa September 02, 2010
1/ Man, that was such a sex session I had with your mother last night - I must have rejaculated 3 or 4 times!
2/ "Ouch!" yelped the drunk husband as he smashed his shins into the coffee table in the dark when he came home from the pub.
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" he rejaculated when he woke up the next morning to find the ticking of his watch sounded like Big Ben.
2/ "Ouch!" yelped the drunk husband as he smashed his shins into the coffee table in the dark when he came home from the pub.
"Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!" he rejaculated when he woke up the next morning to find the ticking of his watch sounded like Big Ben.
by innesa February 16, 2011
Stoner 1: "Dude, how ripped were you last night? When I said good night as I was leaving, you couldn't even make an intelligible sound!"
Stoner 2: "Waddya 'spect man, we seriously committed herbicide!"
Stoner 2: "Waddya 'spect man, we seriously committed herbicide!"
by innesa September 02, 2010