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a double whammy of discovering you have herpes and crabs at the same time
Maannnn. Thad finally went to the doctor and found out he has a case of the herpest. At least you can get rid of the one, but the other is for life...
herpest by Sargentap January 22, 2010

heppleston 

Awsome and cool their are the Alpha male of the human race
Heppleston's are kings Harry Max George
heppleston by Hazza_Man May 14, 2015

herpestologist 

Someone who studies STDs that are contracted by being intimate with snakes or other reptiles.
If you actually enjoy getting blowjobs from diamondbacks or cottonmouths, you might need to consult someone other than a herpestologist if things don't end well during one such "toothy" encounter!
herpestologist by QuacksO October 28, 2020

herpester 

1. A person whose acquired herpes from a loved one and bravely fights back by rejoining the dating pool in order to meet other herpesters.

2. A hipster with herpes.
Though dating may become a challenge for someone with herpes, I commend them for being herpesters and not letting their STD get in the way of love.
herpester by saintsgirl September 14, 2006

The heppster 

Where a girl or guy gives a blow job and spits the cum into another's mouth
The heppster, she don't swallow but she will spit and exchange with her boyfriend
The heppster by Naughtygma October 18, 2013

Heppetenturating 

Slump-walking at a brisk pace, while in a state of transmogrification.
I was heppetenturating on my way to school.