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Hepenstal 

A fat idiot who is so dumb and is blind. In the lessons you can talk and you can get your phone out in a test and she cannot even see it. You can get through an entire year of her lessons and would have done 3 pages of your exercise book.
I'm on my phone and she can't see it she must be a Hepenstal.
Hepenstal by DoctorColesminion123 November 3, 2019

mrs heptinstall 

She is the worst fucking teacher you’ll have. No one listens in her lessons and just plays Tetris at the back of the class.
You have mrs heptinstall next, you can get some sleep in her lesson,
mrs heptinstall by Rochel December 19, 2021

Luke hempenstall

Sean but gayer and has a mas kranich
Luke hempenstall eats cummy bears

Hepenstal 

Name originated from Ireland where the majority of Hepenstal's were classed as convicts and sent to Australia due to the family plot to overturn the government being discovered. The word means 'legend'
Ah man, that Hepenstal is an absolute legend!
Hepenstal by Max Leggett May 14, 2010
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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