A fat idiot who is so dumb and is blind. In the lessons you can talk and you can get your phone out in a test and she cannot even see it. You can get through an entire year of her lessons and would have done 3 pages of your exercise book.
Name originated from Ireland where the majority of Hepenstal's were classed as convicts and sent to Australia due to the family plot to overturn the government being discovered. The word means 'legend'
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.