A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Chris Hemsworth and/or Liam Hemsworth.
You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Hemsworth brothers, so you give up on guys.
Becoming Hemsworthsexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Hemsworth are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.
Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend, honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Hemsworthsexual.
reaching the ultimate in manliness . Either temporarily or long-lasting Outward Showing of Confidence, Charm, Strength, heroism.,. A display (usually nonviolent )
of alpha maleness , strength and sexuality . Testosterone fueled and chilverous . Legendary.
The booming laughter that thundered from his charming smile Drew the attention of every female at the party and made most males wish they had a tale they could tuck and runaway with. Just his bold and undeniable presence was very near
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).