1 definition by izzymiattizzi
A sexual orientation in which you are only attracted to Chris Hemsworth and/or Liam Hemsworth.
You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Hemsworth brothers, so you give up on guys.
Becoming Hemsworthsexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Hemsworth are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.
You may find that the other men you try to pursue just simply do not compare to the sexiness and sheer talent of the Hemsworth brothers, so you give up on guys.
Becoming Hemsworthsexual may cause the delusion of actually thinking you and a Hemsworth are meant to be together. But this thought is more comforting and less painful than actually being in a relationship with someone who will eventually break your heart in the end.
Mom: Why don't you go out and find yourself a nice boyfriend, honey?
You: I can't, mom. I'm Hemsworthsexual.
You: I can't, mom. I'm Hemsworthsexual.
by izzymiattizzi June 30, 2013