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hemed up 

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To be unable to go out and have fun with your boys because your girl says it's "me time."
"Dogg, I can't roll to Dream tonight, my stank ass girl got me hemed up again."
hemed up by Nuckra May 28, 2003
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hemed up 

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To have rough sexual intercourse(usually a black female).
I hemed this bitch up last night!
hemed up by ThirstyNigga April 29, 2005

hemed up 

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n. a place thats filled with cops,teachers,or n e thing that will get u in truble ... n e thing that will get u intruble
i aint goin to that park to smoke its a hem up.

if we go there well get hemed up by the fuckin pigs

dont choke with that joke hes a fuckin hem up
hemed up by kevin December 7, 2003

Hemmed Up 

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To be arrested or jumped. Any thing that may hold you up. An inconvenience may be refered to as a Hem Up.
Also to fix the hemline on the bottom of a dress or pair of pants. Shortenting a dress or pair of pants.
"Man, I got hemmed up last night, and pigs took the sack I just got!"
"These suckas hemmed me up and jacked my wallet and gold chain."
"Sorry I couldn't make it last night, I got all hemmed up at work, and didnt get out of there till midnight."
Hemmed Up by JGSR April 22, 2006

hemmed up 

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IN BRIEF: Caught, caught up, cornered, held up, trapped, etc.
They got my homey hemmed up and they all around
Ain't none of them seeing if they going straight pound for pound
I gotta come up real quick before they start to clown
I best pull out my strap and lay them busters down

NATE DOGG, from the song "Regulate" with Warren G.

Hemmed up 

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Detained by law enforcement. Handcuffed. Zip-tied with hands behind your back.
Look at those poor bastards. Down on their asses, hemmed up on the curb. Ha, better them than us, eh bro?
Hemmed up by jimmy da prick March 12, 2017
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