helzing
helzing by xZCrismonReaperZx June 19, 2020
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helping a buddy out
This is when one straight guy gives another straight guy a handjob or blowjob. This is not a gay act if the rules of the Bro Code are followed: 1) the recipient must not have the option of sex with a female easily available, 2) the helper must be doing it as a favor to a friend and not receive any sexual pleasure from performing the act, 3) the act must be reciprocated, although not necessarily contemporaneously, 4) the act must never be revealed to third parties, 5) no kissing, 6) no contact with the recipient's ass. This act is frequently done under the influence of alcohol or other mind altering substances. If the act does not involve simultaneous reciprocation, the helper should keep his pants on. See also brojob.
A: My girl is out of town and I'm horny as shit. How about helping a buddy out?
B: No problem, Bro.
A: You want me to do you?
B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.
B: No problem, Bro.
A: You want me to do you?
B: Naa, I've got a date tonight. You can get me next time she's on her period.
helping a buddy out by Samsonva2000 January 18, 2016
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helzing • helping hand • Helming • Helping the Brother-in-Law • helring • Helting • Heezing • Helbing • helling • hellinger
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I'm Helping
The utterance of a mentally retarded employee in a fast food commerical from the 80s. Used ironically to signify the utter unhelpfullness of the help being offerend. Repopularized in the Bizzaro episode of Sealab 2021.
I'm Helping by Bizzaro Poot August 26, 2006
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