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Helston Community College 

Helston Community College is a place of total warfare, where many war crimes are commited on a daily basis. The canteen is nice, the sandwiches have too much mayo and the surrounding area is surrounded by the Bulwark mafia, which are masters in the art of guerrila warfare in order to protect their home land. My sibling got hanged because they wore white socks. Recently the school bus got fire bombed by the Bulwark mafia causing the deaths of 69 innocent children. Theres a rocking 1.9 stars on google, the reviews are a brilliant representation of the school, give them a read. And enjoy your stay if you visit at Helston Community College.
A bus full of school children went to Helston Community College for transition only 1 survived the total war environment
self indulgence and hedonistic behavior exemplified by a handsome young intelligent male living life to its fullest. Side effects may include hereditary substance abuse and associated mental disorders.
"dudes gone helgeson on us... its a sad day for mother England."
Helgeson by PenWrightly May 7, 2009
a person who is drunk on most weekends
my dad is helgeson
helgeson by me mesonnoon January 23, 2009

Heuvelton 

A small town in the middle of nowhere in Northern New York with a school of 600 students and a bridge. It also has a dam. Yes, a dam. Travel to the "outskirts" of town and enjoy the Heuvelton Deli, then travel to the middle of town to enjoy the beautiful view of potheads and empty buildings. About 700 people call this village home. Most live away from the center of town to avoid the gas station rigth near the bridge that gets robbed about 2 times a year. All in all, if you like marching bands and the colors purple and gold, Heuvelton is for you. If not, well, nothing there to really go for... except Canada... yeah, thats like 5 miles away...
heuvelton
Heuvelton by thisbethetruth September 10, 2010

helperton 

A person, usually a coworker, who's offering unsolicited and undesirable help, being more of a nuisance than a source of actual help.
That helperton insisted on bagging my groceries, and he put all of the heavy frozen foods in a single paper bag which ripped apart as I was carrying it out.
helperton by boyziggy June 25, 2017

Heaveslone 

Noun- The dizzyness you get when walking to class/practice with a hangover.
Guy 1- "Class is starting, where the fuck are you, broseph?" Guy 2- "Hey dude, I'm so heaveslone I'll be there a little late."
Heaveslone by K.Hart September 11, 2011