A small town in the middle of nowhere in Northern New York with a school of 600 students and a bridge. It also has a dam. Yes, a dam. Travel to the "outskirts" of town and enjoy the Heuvelton Deli, then travel to the middle of town to enjoy the beautiful view of potheads and empty buildings. About 700 people call this village home. Most live away from the center of town to avoid the gas station rigth near the bridge that gets robbed about 2 times a year. All in all, if you like marching bands and the colors purple and gold, Heuvelton is for you. If not, well, nothing there to really go for... except Canada... yeah, thats like 5 miles away...
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by thisbethetruth September 10, 2010
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He loves soccer, womean with butts and Manchaster City soccer players. He thinks they are the best.
He smokes doobies when there is cake. He thinks he can take alot. But then always falls asleep after 1 joint.
He can also sometimes almost eat two buckets of KFC cuz he is always very hungry.
He loves feet and balls, therefore he loves feetball. He watches men feet play with balls all day. He knows all men and which foot they put on ball
He loves soccer, womean with butts and Manchaster City soccer players. He thinks they are the best.
He smokes doobies when there is cake. He thinks he can take alot. But then always falls asleep after 1 joint.
He can also sometimes almost eat two buckets of KFC cuz he is always very hungry.
He loves feet and balls, therefore he loves feetball. He watches men feet play with balls all day. He knows all men and which foot they put on ball
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Jack: I can’t believe I lost another pool game, I didn’t put chalk on my cue.
Vera: Stop being such a HESELTON!!!!!!
Vera: Stop being such a HESELTON!!!!!!
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