the abbreviated term for "hella jealous,"; used to define one's jealousy to another's face; in response to a comment regarding high-standing or superiority; when you wish you were there drinking a beer, too.
"Dude, this beachfront cabin is amazing esp. with this excellent chocolate martini in my hand!"
"Omg, hel jeal. Right now."
"Omg, hel jeal. Right now."
by brightandblonde November 7, 2012
Get the hel jealmug.