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An old crusty computer teacher who has a reverse Kippah for a haircut. He picks on the retarded kids in class, and asks questions but says "Bueller, Bueller" before anyone has a chance to answer.
Student - (to one of the various retards Heruth harasses) "Hey can you tell me where Heruths classroom is?"
Retard - "Fuck a Heruth."
Heruth by IWannaDie November 16, 2016

hegubidodadutiloaretucious 

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Man: Girl you look like a hegubidodadutiloaretucious.
Women: What the hell does that mean?

HEGATRONS RULE 

Hegarty likes to make you believe that your opinions matter. They dont. 'This is not a democracy.'
Hegatrons Rule : Dicatorship.

Person: 'Can we play football outside?'
Hegarty: 'Yes,' Proceeds to lock all doors.
to be egocentric and be paranoid that everyone around you is fake and nobody understands.
Trisha always thinks she's so much better than us; she's such a hegther!
hegther by Katrina Hughes July 27, 2007

Hegotist 

A male who feels he is superior to others just because he has a penis. An exaggerated view of self-importance based on gender.
We are white we are bright,

Our underwear are tight,

We are rich and we will fight,

We are MEN and we are right!
Hegotists unite!
Hegotist by E.Ner May 26, 2009
super legit; way better than legit; hella legit
My lingo is hella hegit.

Too hegit to quit!
hegit by legittttttttttt June 18, 2010
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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