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If he can't break bread he fake 

If somebody doesn't look out for you like you look for them , they fake
If he can't break bread he fake, i had one more buck in my plate , it was me and bro and both of us got 50 cent cakes

If he cant break bread he fake 

When someone (usually your friend) doesnt want to share something with you, you say this and now they have to give you it or else they’re fake

Originally said by LA Capone in a freestyle
Guy 1: “Aye bro lemme get some chips”
Guy 2: “Nah bro they’re mine”
Guy 1: “If he cant break bread he fake”
Guy 2: “Alright fine bro i’ll give you some”
this is a word used when something is funny but not funny enough to make you laugh out loud (lol)
peanut-hey vinegar why is my butt big?

Vinegar-i dont know.. why?

peanut-because its not!!!

vinegar-henakers




turk-whats a boobie??
henakers by henakers March 23, 2009
a girl with a beautiful mask, tornado's are afraid of her and she is drop dead sexy usually with the first name Alexis.
"wow that girl is sexy"
"yea man, she must be hefke."
Hefke by supercalafragalisticexpi December 30, 2011
A party that has 6 kegs that normally starts early in the day. As the day progresses the name changes as the kegs run out. Pentakeg for 5, quadkeg for 4, and so on.
"Bro they're having a hexakeg, that's SIX kegs."

-"I wanna go to How to Train Your Dragon in 3D bro."

"Unreal."
hexakeg by Bro Claire April 18, 2010

if he cant break bread he fake 

sharing is caring.
person 1: has a bag of chips
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake."
person 1 now has to share his stuff towards person 2.
ex. 2

person has girlfriend
person 2: "if he cant break bread he fake''
it is now THEIR girlfriend
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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