heathbear

a young woman who is best defind as sister-like, funny, and also sometimes a little bit crazy. but none the less pretty freakin amazing. best compatible with a jerbear. found in Nebraska. Do Not Approach.

Boy #1: Hey look at that Heathbear over there.
Boy #2: Damn..

by juicyjmills November 30, 2009

Heathbear

Extremely rare creature, He may only be one (although there are rumors of more), he is always finding ways to make a Coribear smile and fighting his way to her no matter how far away or near she may be. You may find him in a tree-stand during any given hunting season and on the lake and river from spring through fall . He has been spotted in mountainous regions west of central standard time. He has been known to kick some ass and talk some trash.

Warning:

Do not attempt to take a Coribear away from him. He may actually rip you a new butthole and make you eat your next meal from it.

Is that a Heathbear?
Dang, I wish I was a Coribear. :/

I freakin wish I was a Heathbear so I could have a Coribear!

by Redneckalicious December 26, 2016