heaslip

the name of excellence. people with this last name are often fun, outgoing, lovable, outspoken, and like sex. not very common, meaning rare. meeting a "heaslip" is a once in a lifetime chance.

girl1-do you know him?
girl2-i think his last name is heaslip.
girl1-Omg, a heaslip. Ive never met one. But ive heard so much. I have to talk to him
girl2-okay

heaslip by iwrestledapersononce October 23, 2009

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Haslippy

An overly wordy legalese way of writing a simple memo to students. Usually including firstly, secondly, thirdly, fourthly and containing at least 5 paragraphs.

"Man, that e-mail was so haslippy"

Haslippy by legaleagle86 April 19, 2010

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Haslip

a hair style sported by lesbians, usually professors. Usually includes the use of lots of hair gel.

youve got the haslip hair going on today

Haslip by Josin April 15, 2008

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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