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heasent by heasent June 7, 2021
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HessenTag 

An unofficial Holiday in the Kingdom of Trimaris, SCA, on or about November Third where the participants change their social media profile pictures to that of St. Danial von Hessen. The goal is to raise the ire of the Hessen so that we may all be warmed by his wrath.
"On our 37th most holy of days, HessenTag, are we all blessed by his wrath." "Merry happy HessenTag upon you"
HessenTag by Ari Tyrbrandr November 4, 2020

heaventorio 

The three books in the Devine comedy is Inferno, Purgatorio, and Heaventorio
heaventorio by UpstateBoar January 23, 2021

heaventhebackbreaker 

Heaven be breaking backs yo hide yo PHAT ASS Yk or we might try to give u back shots
Be careful heaventhebackbreaker might be lurking
Why are you so Heaset?
Heaset by Ymmig March 16, 2023

heaventsentnini 

She about her money, hard working, intelligent, strategic, organized, absolutely perfect in every which way possible. An absolute delivery from heavens gates. The strength of a lotus flower resting beautifully above all the chaos, but also the sting of a scorpion. The red ink on her body explains. You’ll see she withholds the

look of innocence but you’ll see cold hell in her eyes. The real definition on a baddie. Immensely blessed taste of music to match any genre and classics. A matched vibe. 50/50. The realest black queen you’ll ever meet with the laugh so infectious and curing. With a smile so plump and inviting. Her button nose brings you back to focus. Her aroma of baby shea butter and lavender relieves your senses yet grants you focus to her ethereal figure. Hips so curvy it delays the rhythm to her every step. Her cuban link anklet chain doesn’t distract you from her perfectly pedicure toes with a swarovski crystals. Nini is how she’ll greet you but she’s Eternity.
“ Ayy Bro come check out her out with her fine ass” “ohh..ay that’s #heaventsentnini”
heaventsentnini by Jamal Knowles October 5, 2023

heaventunes

"That guy's username is heaventunes! He's so cool!'
heaventunes by heaventunes July 28, 2026
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