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Healeish 

Not to be confused with hellish, healish is English slang derived from the word heale, it is an adjective used to describe someone whose behaviour is that of a total tosser, waste of space or OIC. They are the sort of people for whom arsehole is too kind a name, who are narcissistic crawlers with little in the way of either intelligence or talent. Avoid them at all costs as their proximity will bring on attacks of acute nausea.
"Have you seen what that healeish wanker has done?"
Healeish by AKACroatalin March 31, 2015
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Heatsexual 

a gacha heat dumb shit who says they're part of the lgbtq+ comunity but they're not. they just want to say the f slur
Person1: hey i'm coming out to you...
Person2: Omg you are so valid and loved! i will support you no matter what! so.. what is your sexuality/ gender?:)
Person1: Heatsexual!
Person2: lmfao no *beats Person1*
Heatsexual by JoeTazunasGf January 16, 2021
Contrary to some theories, this is not a British adaptation of the American pejorative cognomen heel. In the USA it means someone who is a bit of a petty jerkoff but in Britain it is applied to people who are total shits, the wasters, skates, snotrags and OICs who plague society like festering sores. The word is said to derive from the British upper class pronounciation of 'hole' (heale) an abbreviation of the word 'arsehole' (awseheale). It was first used by upper classes in the early twentieth century when it became fashionable for flappers to use ‘bad’ language. For a long time it was virtually unknown outside fashionable cliques like the Cliveden Set and was frequently used to describe people they didn't like. It wasn’t until comparatively recently that it became more widely known due to the internet and period dramas. More people began using it although there is still some confusion with the American insult heel. A rather snide use is to use it to refer to someone, knowing that they know what it means, or that it will get back to them, strangely it usually seems to be women who use it in this way.
“That vile creature Malcolm is trying to give Kim hell because he heard she called him a Heale.”
“The fact he’s having a hissy fit and she’s smiling makes me think she got it right.”
Heale by AKACroatalin November 30, 2016

heatsexual 

dumb fucks who do heat in any game who are so desperate to join the lgbtq+ community
P1: I'm coming out to you today.
P2: cool! i'll be here for you no matter what, what do you identity as?
P1: heatsexual.
P2: I take everything i just said back you fucking disgrace
heatsexual by rando_muffin January 19, 2021

heatsexual 

some shit made up by the gacha community, its about doing heat.
its NOT real

as a gacha, im sorry that this is a thing...
person 1: hey im coming out...
person 2: i will support you no matter wha-
person 1: im heatsexual
person 2: WTF?! *yeets person 1 into space*
heatsexual by avocadosfrommexico January 22, 2021

hearsefest 

The all funeral car gathering created by Just Hearse N Around. Based in southeast Michigan, starting in 2001. Is considered the largest annual collection of hearses, combinations, and flower cars used in funeral services.
If you are looking to buy a used hearse, you should look at going to Hearsefest.
hearsefest by M.T.Skull13 August 24, 2019
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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