headwank 

An alternate way of saying 'mental masturbation'. It applies to the action of making something way more complicated than it is, or trying to attach all kinds of meaning or detail to something when it isn't really there.

"That theory is nothing more than a massive headwank."

headwank by wunderbar666 September 6, 2025

headwalk

at hardcore shows, the act of running off of the stage, and continuing your jog across the faces of the crowd.

"at the comeback kid show last night, dutch headwalked about a dozen kids"

headwalk by johnny sensation January 31, 2005

Headwanker

A rather fitting title to a headbanger who acts like a dickhead. It is inevitable to be a headbanger and a dickhead at the same time, otherwise one is not a headbanger nor a dickhead.

For more information about headbangers, refer to headbanger

Headwanker: FUCK YEAH TURN UP DA FUCKING MUSIC *Screams*
Normal person 1: That's barely music.
Normal person 2: Just let him be, he's just a headwanker.

Headwanker by JheeBz October 17, 2009