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When you catch over somebody in football and you catch the ball over their head.
“I headtop everybody in Football.”
Headtop by Bezznzz May 25, 2022
Someone’s big fucking stupid head, usually used when flaming the shit outta somebody.
Im on yo headtop, you built like one of Dr. Carver’s peanut head people from The Proud Family.
Headtop by X Æ A-12 May 6, 2020
The top of an organism's head. A tier 6 roast, gaining usage and may one day become a holy meme.
Rohan's headtop look like a whole tortilla bowl reflected over rX=-Y
Headtop by CashMoneyJesus January 22, 2019

For your headtop 

Expression used to refer to metaphorically dropping something on someone’s head. Headtop is patois for the crown of someone’s head.
International rapper Drake once said "More chunes for your headtop so watch how you speak on my name“

Crackin’ My Headtop 

1. When you smoke and your ass gets sent to another world. You sit frozen in your seat zoned out looking at the floor.

2. When the munchies are hitting and you eating slow asf
Julian: Yo manny what is this? This shits crackin’ my headtop

Manny: It’s that gas nigga ⛽️

DUTTY HEADTOP 

The action of crunching someone so hard their head cracks,
Ex. “Yo fam Alec was touching your girls ass”
“We’re gonna go give him a dutty headtop now”
DUTTY HEADTOP by HEADTOP gurxer September 25, 2018
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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