headboarder 

a girl so ugly you have to stare at the headboard in order to have sex with her

That hideous man beast Orr brought over the other night was was such a headboarder i think i heard him crying in the morning

headboarder by rosco ruxpin October 24, 2006

Headboard bustin' 

When your bang session is so good that you destroy the headboard on the bed. Extra points for putting splinters in her hair.

Yesterday my chick and i were really tearing it up, i mean we were headboard bustin'!

Headboard bustin' by Mike Cheezmar December 15, 2012

Show her the headboard

To bang a chick or to quite literally sell a headboard.

“Hey, I’m gonna show her the headboard” “You wanna see the headboard?”

Show her the headboard by Horny Frey November 9, 2018

glass headboard 

glass headboard - the highest position a woman can achieve through the exchange of sexual prowess for executive power

Stephanie has hit the glass headboard; Bob won't promote her past regional manager no matter how good she is in bed.

glass headboard by TooSick4U October 16, 2008

headboard syndrome

the loss of intelligence or capcity for logical thought resulting from prolonged bashing of the head against a headboard during vigorous sexual intercourse; someone's brains have literally been fucked out

Britany Spears' recent(2007) downward spiral is directly attributed to headboard syndrome.

headboard syndrome by passionjackson April 8, 2007

headboard 

To root a girl really hard and the bed head board banging against the wall repeatedly waking your neighbors up.

That one time with that one bird.

headboard by Shmeg March 3, 2005

headboard 

The thing at the back of your bed.

my headboard is bedazzled.

headboard by Switcheronies February 1, 2017