Definitions by Shmeg

headboard 

To root a girl really hard and the bed head board banging against the wall repeatedly waking your neighbors up.

That one time with that one bird.

headboard by Shmeg March 3, 2005

higgerdunge 

Any dirt, dust, sludge or other offensive substance found on the top of a doorframe, between the toes, or dangling from anal hairs.

The amount of higgerdunge between his toes was objectionable.

higgerdunge by shmeg June 22, 2003