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1. Noun. Any particularily puzzling event or object which prompts a puzzled scratch of the head.

2. Head scratch. Verb. Most common reaction when one spots a set of man boobs - especially when the man who is sporting the boobs is not exactly large or fat, and the occurance of the man boobs is puzzlesome, prompting the observer to scratch their head in curiosity

(Jeny scratches her head, looking puzzled)
"Jeny, why are you scratching your head?" asks Michelle.

"Well, look." (points toward a young man.) "He has man boobs... but he isnt fat." Jeny replies.

"Hmmm," ponders Michelle. "Thats a real Head Scratcher."

head scratcher by mac n fode August 10, 2006

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Head Scratcher

Used to define your one friend who never gets any puss even though he's not a loser.

Why can't Jake get any action? He's a pretty nice dude and seems to do everything right but the guy can't get laid for shit. It's a real head scratcher...

Head Scratcher by Mr.nj April 16, 2017

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head scratchies

The act of scratching a friends head, usually when they are depressed, drunk, or high. There is a rumored second G Spot on one's head which can be stimulated through the act of head scratchies, and therefore should be something not done in public.

Nikki: I've been feeling pretty down since I found out I was pregnant, can you give me head scratchies?
Erin: Sure thing, you better pay me back though!

head scratchies by prepsterbitchezz March 10, 2011

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Head Scratch

When a person had a symptom of Tourette’s syndrome where they constantly scratch their head.

“Christ! I got distracted from my head scratch and blew us the game!”

Head Scratch by MarinelliBomb March 3, 2019

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Nora Head Scratch

Action of someone scratching there head in confusion.

She did the Nora Head Scratch

Nora Head Scratch by Persophine May 8, 2022

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Scratch Head

When the person consistently smokes weed or takes drugs. (Crackhead).

David: Yo man, Vlad hasn't stopped smoking for like 2 weeks...
Thomas: I know, the guy is a total Scratch head!

Scratch Head by Scratch head August 13, 2016

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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