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Headcrotching

Opposite of headbutting, it is when one headbutts a rapist in the crotch. Especially when wearing a "Bump It".
This rapist wearing a snuggie came after me last night, I swiftly gave him a good headcrotching and he crawled away in pain.
Headcrotching by Caity H. September 29, 2009

handscratching 

Similiar to headscratching, but while handscratching deals with confusion, but when one is uncomfortable in a situation.
Congressman Kennedy's Afghanistan speech was handscratching to watch.
handscratching by Cillizza Fan March 12, 2010

Head Scratch

When a person had a symptom of Tourette’s syndrome where they constantly scratch their head.
“Christ! I got distracted from my head scratch and blew us the game!”
Head Scratch by MarinelliBomb March 3, 2019

Nora Head Scratch

Action of someone scratching there head in confusion.
She did the Nora Head Scratch
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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