Head Butt
Head Butt by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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Missouri Head Butt
When a man runs full-force with an erect penis into their partner's face. This act is highly dangerous and often fatal, as it requires great cunning and penile precision.
Jake: Hey, did you hear what happened to Alex? Tried to give his girlfriend Miranda a Missouri Head Butt last night. Wound up in the hospital. He might not make it.
Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!
Bobby: Oh my God! Why didn't he just listen to us and give her a Steaming Hot Pan instead?!
Missouri Head Butt by The Graham Cracker November 9, 2011
pendleton head butt
When a girl is going down on you, and she is coming up for air you whip lash her as hard as you can with your "head" on her forehead so that a mushroom tattoo appears.
Girl: "::Slurp slurp, gasp::"
Pendleton: ::thwack::
Girl: "Ow why did you do that!"
Pendleton: "PENDLETON HEAD BUTT BITCH!"
Pendleton: ::thwack::
Girl: "Ow why did you do that!"
Pendleton: "PENDLETON HEAD BUTT BITCH!"
pendleton head butt by haikumaster February 29, 2008
Viking Head Butt
When you are fucking a chick in the ass, and right when you are about to cum, you chop off her head, and quickly burn down their house, then ejaculate on the remains.
Viking Head Butt by Walkerlol Texaslol Rangerlol February 2, 2009
Colorado Head butt
I scream Colorado head butt seconds prior to going through the motions of an actual head butt but just prior to heads connecting I stop and straight punch to the nuts as their eyes are closed expecting a head butt
Colorado Head butt by Nut Crusher May 25, 2012
Chinese Head-butt
Two guys have their penis locked in a Chinese finger trap. For fun or competition to see who can get out of it first.
Chinese Head-butt by therogoodchappelle December 21, 2018